I am 17 years old and I spend all my days in front of the computer. Either that or I busy myself by contemplating about the many mysteries of life and daydreaming. My parents are starting to think that I am anti social outcast because I haven’t been going out to the mall with my friends. And if I ever did go out, they’d think that I was eye balling with someone I’ve met over the net. Every morning, I wake up to the music of Barney which my less than one year old brother watches every single day. Funny thing is, he has about 9 videos yet he watches one same video every day. When I was a child, I was frightened by the thought of a purple dancing dinosaur singing nursery songs and doing African American dance moves. Ironically I am a frustrated singer who happens to be the lead vocalist of a band called Bladder Burst. We once wrote a song about going to the grocery and buying hamburgers with our dog which one day we hope will hit the billboard charts. We constantly dream of having our own album with our first single, “Pop Tarts”, all thanks to the Yahoo Messenger game. In my high school life, I’ve never had a boyfriend yet, I’ve had a “thing” with about 4 guys, all of which (I’m thinking) left me for another girl who is probably much prettier and much funnier, but I tell you she will not laugh at your corny jokes the way that I just fall off my seat cracking up because of them. I love to skateboard. Although I don’t think my pink skateboard loves me. I am one of the most accident prone people you may ever meet. I manage to hit my head every night on the same spot of my bed’s head board. Don’t ask why, I just accidentally hit it. I am a useless Luker. I have not gone back to Luke 18 for about a year. It makes me feel old when I see them because I don’t know how the people I should know. In the whole 16 years of my life I have managed to perfect 3 Filipino Unit Tests and still can’t talk very good Tagalog. Although I like to think I can. I am not the best person to ask advice from because the only thing I’d say would be “that’s wapak” and give you a hug. In my whole life I have finished 2 video games. One would be The Lord of the Rings: Two Towers. I was able to save all of Middle Earth in less than 8 hours on New Years’ Eve. The other would be The Rugrats which is probably the stupidest video game ever made by man. It frustrated me. I once was given the opportunity to play Lady Viola in my 7th Grade’s class rendition of William Shakespeare’s “Twelfth Night”, which in my opinion, I ruined. My voice cracked the moment I opened my mouth to sing “On My Own.” We ranked three out of three. I am in a bi-section class who of course are just kidding around, yet at one point I begin to think that they’re taking lesbianism seriously. Every lunch time we turn off the lights and turn our classroom into a disco by dancing to the sounds of “Get Busy” by Sean Paul or “Ignition (Remix)” by R. Kelly with our ever so famous Belle Daza step. People think that I am some kind of a fool for wanting to go to Enchanted Kingdom every night. My love for Enchanted Kingdom has no boundaries and I would live there if I could. I think it is the happiest place on earth. I once ate so much tacos and popcorn that I ended up with my head inside the trash can after riding the Space Shuttle for the first time. I admit that I have a bad fashion sense which makes me look stupid when I go out with the Aysees. I like wearing caps and rubber shoes. When I bought my first and only skirt, my friends and family members congratulated me. I once wore my skirt to my review class and my friends just looked at me in a weird way. My friends and I act like ditzes sometimes and we plan to go to the mall all together and enter all the stores to scare away its costumers. I have managed to reach a score of 412 playing a Japanese internet dating game called Hirara. And no one has beaten that score. I am a hard core Spurs fan, who dreams of getting married to Manu Ginobili with Krispy Kreme donuts as the desert for our wedding. Now that’s wapak!